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#1
It wasn’t
until I was in my mid forties that I realized I had entered the mom, don’t do that zone. “ Mom,” my daughter
politely said . . .
What!
I put the robot on the map.
- Don’t tell jokes around my
friends or anywhere for that matter.
What! I was the comedy queen
of the 70s.
- Don’t ask where your glasses are in public.
No comment!
- Don’t yell across the room
. . . make sure you go to the bathroom.
O.K., that one might be a little embarrassing.
- Don’t call me baby names in front of my friends.
Well, I still
see the cute tot.
- Don’t make funny faces . . . please
Your friends
thought they were funny.
The list goes on . . .
BLOG #2
Flashback
Moment . . .
I
was playing with my son on his electronic game one day and suddenly started drifting into a flashback moment.
Thoughts of . . . “Remember
when we played jacks . . . that was simple, silver or color jacks and a ball . . . ‘onesies,’ ‘twosies’
. . . all the way up to as many jacks as you can pick up in one swoop! We were math geniuses in the making. “Remember
when we played hotch scotch . . . using our artistic talent to draw the diagram on the side walk . . . with chalk, of course. “Remember
when we played marbles . . . big ones, red ones, all colors and sizes. “Remember when we played bola
bat . . . our aim was to hit the attached ball as long as possible using a flat bat. “Remember
when we jumped roped and created songs to match the rhythm of our movement.” “Remember
when we waited with excitement for a windy day so that our kites could soar.” "Mom,
mom! Are you paying attention to the game?" "Oh, I’m sorry son."
BLOG #3
Childhood Kitchen Story
My dad . . . World’s Greatest Chef
As I was finishing a microwave dinner one day, I suddenly began to miraculously
taste a meal from my past.
Southern
potato salad and meatloaf pot pie.
Homemade tea, embracing a tangy lemon taste.
Fresh collard greens cut just right . . .creating
a simmering aroma I smelled even while on a neighborhood
hike.
Golden cornbread that called my name . . .
Sweet potato pie called me the same.
It’s time to eat so I start to run . . .sweat drops falling from the scorching sun. My brother was on a bike ride long gone,so
I used my “Outside Voice” to say brothercome on. No sooner than I could step
on the porch, flash brother was in the kitchen asking for more!
BLOG #4
Re-run achieves
I must admit, I’m a nostalgia television re-run buff. Yes, at times I join my daughter
as she laughs at one of the more recent girly pre-teen shows, but my list of favorites still reigns! Mary Tyler Moore (my all
time favorite sitcom), Soul Train (recognize), What’s
Happening, Andy Griffith (still catch re-runs),
My Three Sons, Petticoat Junction, Green
Acres, Hawaii-Five-O, Get Christie Love!, Medical Center, Get Smart, Mission Impossible, and The Jeffersons (still catch re-runs).
Humor . . . have you had your dose today?
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